Wife's SIMPLE Questions...

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WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
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HUSBAND: "Definitely not!
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WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
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HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
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WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
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HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
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WIFE: "You would?"
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HUSBAND: ....?
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WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
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HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
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WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
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HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
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WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
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HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
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WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
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HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
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WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
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HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
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WIFE: "Would she wear my shoes"
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HUSBAND: "No, she's size 6."
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WIFE: -- silence --
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HUSBAND: "$hit."
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Forwarded by Chothia

Comments

  1. AnonymousAugust 1, 2010 at 7:47 AM

    LOL FUCKING FAIL

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  2. AnonymousOctober 1, 2010 at 1:57 AM

    Sure, the husband in this case is the cheater, but the wife is being even more of an ass.

    Consider two cases.

    1) The wife suspected him of cheating. Thus, this conversation is an elaborate way of tricking him into confessing his guilt. A more reasonable way to go about the problem is to ask the husband if he is happy in the marriage. If he is, then all is well. If not, then they can discuss whether or not they should stay married. If he lies, then she should have figured out he was a liar before they got married.

    2) The wife had no suspicion that the husband was cheating. In this case, she's just being a whiny little ass and being particularly difficult to talk to about trivial matters for no apparent reason.

    Either way, she's being stupid.

    So is the husband, for being a cheating douche.

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