Forwarded Messages

I thought I would start my speech by addressing you as the “new” family of my daughter. But I think it would be inappropriate because now that she is married, you are “the family” for her. Believe me; I don’t have a problem with that. I, in fact, want my daughter to have “you” as her priority now. It’s time for us to take a backseat in her life. We would happily accept it but would surely request one thing- please keep her happy! I am more than sure that you will keep her very happy. She will perhaps be happier than what she used to be here. But like all fathers, I obsess over my daughter’s happiness which is making me say this over and over again- please keep her happy! She never was and will never be a burden for me. She is in fact the reason why I breathe and smile. I am getting her married because this is what the law of nature demands. I am helpless in the face of our culture and therefore sending her to your home. She was the happiness of my home and will now light up ...

HAPPY LOVE DAY =) Even if you don't like all the fuss around Valentine's Day, take this opportunity to make some long-term changes in your relationship, to ensure a happier, more loved-up future... 1. Share an activity  A great way to focus on the future of your relationship is through shared activity. Whether it's watching movies, signing up for cookery classes, or going to the gym together, try and establish a routine for doing some things together as a couple. It is key to protect this together time from conflict, however. If a pressing relationship issue comes up during this time, commit to discussing it at an agreed time in the near future.

  Her name is Katie Kirkpatrick, 21 yrs old. Next to her is her fiance, Nick, 23. This picture was taken prior to their wedding January 11th, 2005.  Katie has terminal cancer and spends hours in chemotherapy. Here Nick awaits while she finishes one of the sessions...

You might read this several times already, but it is better to refresh our memory and be reminded of - The Purpose Driven Life: Don't date because you are desperate. Don't marry because you are miserable. Don't have kids because you think your genes are superior. Don't philander because you think you are irresistible. Don't associate with people you can't trust. Don't cheat. Don't lie. Don't pretend. Don't dictate because you are smarter. Don't demand because you are stronger. Don't sleep around because you think you are old enough & know better. Don't hurt your kids because loving them is harder. Don't sell yourself, your family, or your ideals. Don't stagnate!

An incredible  love story has come out of   China   recently and managed to touch the world..   It  is a story of a man and an older woman who ran off to live and love each other  in peace for over half a century.   The 70-year-old Chinese man who hand-carved over 6,000 stairs up a mountain for his   80-year-old wife has passed away in the cave which has been the couple's home for the last   50 years.   Over 50  years ago, Liu Guojiang a 19 year-old boy, fell in love with a 29 year-old   widowed  mother named Xu Chaoqin...

-A MUST READ - Just two years after our marriage, hubby brought up the idea of asking Mother to move from the rural hometown and spend her remaining years with us. Hubby's father passed away while he was still very young. Mother endured much hardship and struggled all on her own to provide for him, see him through to a university degree. You could say that she suffered a great deal and did everything you could expect of a woman to bring hubby to where he is today. I immediately agreed and started packing the spare room, which has a balcony facing the South to let her enjoy the sunshine and plant greenery. Hubby stood in the bright room, and suddenly just picked me up and started spinning round and round. As I begged him to put me down, he said: "Lets go fetch mother." Hubby is tall and big sized and I love to test on his chest and enjoy the feeling that he could pick me up at any moment put the tiny me into his pockets. Whenever we have an argument and both refus...

To all the married couples and the singles who intend to get married. When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to a lovely girl called Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her. With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stak...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.

Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" - HUSBAND: "Definitely not! - WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" - HUSBAND: "Of course I do." - WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" - HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." - WIFE: "You would?" - HUSBAND: ....? - WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" - HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." - WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" - HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" -

An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says, I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce ; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!' 'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. 'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'

A married lady was expecting a birthday gift from her husband. For many months she had admired a beautiful diamond ring in a showroom, and knowing her husband could afford it, she told him that was all she wanted. As her birthday approached, this lady awaited signs that her husband had purchased the diamond ring. Finally, on the morning of her birthday, her husband called her into his study. Her husband told her how proud he was to have such a good wife, and told her how much he loved her. He handed her a beautiful wrapped gift box.

Hope it is useful for some of you in planning stage. For those of you do not have any plan in the near future, you can keep it for future reference. Background: Man’s sperm consists of X & Y spermatozoa, X spermatozoon decides the female whereas Y is the male. Referring to these physiological properties of the spermatozoa, gynecologists set up the theory of ‘Choice of a girl or a boy’. 1st factor: Food If you want a baby girl: Husband must eat more alkaline food, wife eats more acidic food. If you want a baby boy: Husband eats more acidic food, wife eats more alkaline food. *Alkaline food: vegetables, fruits, egg white, milk, algae, etc. *Acidic food: meat, seafood, etc. 2nd factor: Timing (When to do it?) If you want a baby girl: Frequent copulation during pre-ovulation period. If you want a baby boy: Copulating just before ovulation or just after ovulation. * How to confirm ovulation period: Body temperature increases (you may want to use SPC chart to monito...

You may be The King of the World... Or you are the most dangerous... You may be independent... You may rule others or the World... You may be loved by everyone... Either you are a Gentleman... Or a Killer... But the fact is this... . . . When you are at home... . . . Wife is Wife ! and it does not matter who the hell are you... --- o0o --- * They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank. * Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed. * Q: Why do women live longer than men?    A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! * Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.    After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.   * Getting married is very m...