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NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.' Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever' After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question. The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?' A) A Peanut B) An Elephant C) The Moon D) Hey, who you calling large?
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!' So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
2 Life Questions
Life really boils down to 2 questions... >>> >> > 1. Should I get a dog??? >>> >> > OR
Oldies but Goodies
*** WHAT IS OLD? "OLD" IS when your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS when a sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS when going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS when "getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today. "OLD" IS when "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS when an "all-nighter" means not getting up to wee. *** --------------------------------- For...
A Boy, A Man and A Donkey
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding. The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."
An Antidote to a Bad Day
If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse... ____________________ Forwarded by Chothia
