Oldies but Goodies

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WHAT IS OLD?

"OLD" IS when your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS when a sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS when going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
 
"OLD" IS when "getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.
 
"OLD" IS when "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS when an "all-nighter" means not getting up to wee.

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Forwarded by Chothia

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