Brilliant Exam Answers

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No matter how far our exams are dumbed down, it seems it's not far enough for today's pupils.
But rather than admit defeat in the face of tricky questions, some decide to take a more creative approach to their answers.
You won't know whether to laugh - or cry...


















 


 








 


 












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Forwarded by Chothia

Comments

  1. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    not really funny. just people trying to be silly when they don't actually know the answer.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2010 at 8:30 AM

    I find it funny.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2010 at 1:41 AM

    it's actually funny :)

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:21 PM

    Lol.. the comments are funny! Ignorant people

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  5. PocketsthebanditoOctober 4, 2010 at 4:51 AM

    I lol'd pretty hard.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 7, 2010 at 12:13 AM

    Varicose = close by. Holy shit, funny.

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  7. AnonymousNovember 21, 2010 at 4:29 PM

    The similar fonts show that these are not actual test answers but just clever answers that took actual time to think of. Not clever, not funny. Thumbs down.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 23, 2010 at 3:32 AM

    or maybe that's how a lot of people write or they had to write in cursive (insert racist/offensive joke insulting your family)

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  9. AnonymousNovember 25, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    If students ACTUALLY submitted these answers to me I would give them better grades!

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