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Flying First Class
A plane was on its way to London when Pathan in Economy Class got up, moved to the First Class section and sat down. The Air Hostess watched him do this and asked to see his ticket. She then told him that he will have to return to his Economy seat. He replied, " HA LOOO No way! I AM Pathan!! I LIKE THINGS MY WAY!! So she went into the cockpit and complained. Then the co-pilot went and tried to explain that, because he only paid for Economy, he was only entitled to an Economy seat and he would have to return to his original seat. Pathan replied, "I'm a Pathan .I'm going to London and I'm staying right here!" Exasperated, the co-pilot told the pilot that it was no use and he probably should have the police waiting when they land to make the arrest. "OK. I'll handle this," said the pilot.
BEING THANKFUL
I AM THANKFUL FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. *** FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. ***
Cartoon Time: Knock Knock
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A Boy, A Man and A Donkey
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding. The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."
