It doesn't matter who you are...

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You may be The King of the World...

Or you are the most dangerous...


You may be independent...


You may rule others or the World...


You may be loved by everyone...


Either you are a Gentleman...


Or a Killer...


But the fact is this...
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When you are at home...
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Wife is Wife!


and it does not matter who the hell are you...

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* They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

* Q: Why do women live longer than men?
   A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
   After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
 
* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
 
* Man: Is there any way for long life?
   Dr: Get married..
   Man: Will it help?
   Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
   Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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Forwarded by Chothia

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