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How To Stay Young

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1. Throw out non-essential numbers. This includes age, weight, and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!)   3. Keep learning Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!   4. Enjoy the simple things Small things gives pure joy. Do not focus on imagination and great expectations. Appreciate this little things, they are done with sincerity.

Brilliant Exam Answers

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No matter how far our exams are dumbed down, it seems it's not far enough for today's pupils. But rather than admit defeat in the face of tricky questions, some decide to take a more creative approach to their answers. You won't know whether to laugh - or cry...

Your Choice

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Every human being has the right to choose how they feel; you can choose happiness or sadness. You may be depressed or heartbroken, over something that may have happened to you or something you did a long time ago, maybe even years ago, to yourself or to others. But you need not stay in that depressed state any longer. There is no need to carry that pain any longer inside of your heart, day after day, year after year. You must not let it grow continuously because soon enough, that one issue you are sad or depressed about will turn into your normal way of thinking. Negative thinking has a domino effect!

Og Mandino: Seventeen Rules to Live By

Rule One Count your blessings. Once you realize how valuable you are and how much you have going for you, the smiles will return, the sun will break out, the music will play, and you will finally be able to move forward the life that God intended for you... with grace, strength, courage and confidence. Rule Two Today, and everyday, deliver more than you are getting paid to do. The victory of success will be half won when you learn the secret of puting out more than is expected in all that you do. Make yourself so valuable in your work that eventually you will become indispensable. Exercise your priviledge to go the extra mile, and enjoy all the rewards you receive. You deserve them! Rule Three Whenever you make a mistake or get knocked down by life, don't look back at it too long. Mistakes are life's way of teaching you. Your capacity for occasional blunders is inseparable from your capacity to reach your goals. No one wins them all, and your failures, when they happen, are j...

CHINA! CHINA!

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BEING THANKFUL

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I AM THANKFUL FOR THE WIFE   WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. *** FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. ***  

Best Positions in Bed

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